DOLCE & GABBANA F/W 2010

We present the ad campaign of the Italian designers.

Some faces:  Noah Mills, Adam Senn, Sam Webb, Evandro Soldati

Stunning!

Enjoy...

Fabulous, darling

STREET WEAR

Elle's Joe Zee wears the Chanel fur suit from F/W 2010:

Fabulous, darling

PASSINGS

Hearing awful news like this makes us sick to our stomachs....

Model Tom Nicon passed away.

His body was found in a Milan courtyard.

Authorities are surmising it as a suicide.

Huffington Post reports: This is how Tom's friends described it to the police: "In his final days, he became more sad," they said. "Tom was a sweet, sensible boy." Friday morning, he was busy trying on clothes for Versace. He had to change for four outfits. "He was very normal," Dontatella Versace said. "Only in the morning was he closed off in a strange silence. I wonder if this was a sign that, as a woman and mother, I could have caught?"  

Some beautiful images of Mr. Nicon, below:

COMING S/S 2011: JEGGINGS

Part super straight leg/super tight jeans + part leggings = jeggings.

Or meggings.

This awful trend has filtered down to our gender now.

If not styled correctly, we may be witnesses to some unwanted displays of men's (prolly ugly ones) packages.

By all means, we are giving you the best stylist advice we can: don't buy them, save your money.

Instead, invest in some beautiful Dunhill cufflinks or treat yourself to that Chanel ceramic-tiled J12 watch in black.

You'll thank us Fall 2011 for the shrewd advice!!

Meggings from John Varvatos S/S 2011, below:

Meggings from Emporio Armani S/S 2011, below:

Fabulous, darling

TENNIS TOGS

Wimbledon will be quickly upon us in a couple of weeks.

Which means it is time for Polo Ralph Lauren to debut their Tennis/ Wimbledon collection for Summer 2010.

PRL is the official outfitter for Wimbledon and The US Open.

No one does upper crust better than Ralph!!

Models Oriol Elcacho, Roger Frampton, Sean Harju, Geoffroy Jonckheere and Patrick Kafka showcase the well- scrubbed, well-monied looks. 

All images Arnaldo Anaya Lucca

Fabulous, darling

WHEW, RELIEF!!

We have it on good authority that Halle Berry will grace VOGUE's The September Issue.

Those cold shivers can be put to rest after news that Putrid Foultroll would cover the biggest fashion issue of the year.

However,  the goopy cunt will be on this August's cover.  

AnnER, we can't wait to see those newsstand figures on August's issue.  Guaranteed,  sales will plummet.

Fabulous, darling

FILL IN THE BLANKS

Mark Holgate will fill the huge void left by Sally Singer's departure from VOGUE.

He elevates his place at the magazine's hierarchy and his title to Features Director.

Congrats on the promotion, MH!!

Fabulous, darling

FIT TO A T

In The September Issue, besides Grace Coddington being the breakout star, we felt Sally Singer stood out and shined.

She showed compassion when interviewed and had a real sense of calmness and clarity about her.

NOW!!

Chatter is.... Singer has resigned from her VOGUE position (Fashion News/Features Director) to helm the EIC position for The New York Times style magazine T.

This could up the ante at T magazine. Excellent fashion stories await.......

And a perfect opportunity for Andre Leon Talley to zoom from Contributing Editor to Features Director.

Fabulous, darling

NO!

PUTRID FOULTROLL:

We're hearing chatter that this gross goopy cunt is going to be on another VOGUE cover and it is for The September Issue.

Wasn't that May 2008 cover the lowest in newsstand sales??

Why does AnnER insist on giving covers to this retched snatch?

No one wants to read or embody this!!  Aren't covers suppose to inspire?

And not inspire NAUSEA!!!!

Once again AnnER, let's go over a great cover list:

Raquel Zimmerman

Daria Werbowy

If it must be a celebrity:

Morena Baccarin

Edie Falco

Sigourney Weaver

Fabulous, darling

THE WU EFFECT

Fashion lenser Justin Wu is starting his own photo blog.

Plenty of behind-the-scenes images of models and impromptu poses with fashion designers.

We so likey. 

Fabulous, darling

MILLING AROUND

Noah Mills stays still from his busy schedule long enough to pose for GQ Taiwan 

Fabulous, darling